Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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