so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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