Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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