is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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