She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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