What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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