Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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