so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
