420 ftw
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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