the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
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If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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