We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He passed out mid-signature
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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