yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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