Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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