The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
