For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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