The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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