Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie