you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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