Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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