How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
