Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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