I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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