We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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