your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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