it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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