but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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