Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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