I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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