her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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