Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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