Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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