You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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