All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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