I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize