You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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