Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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