So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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