Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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