I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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