he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
