Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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