Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.