The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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