Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i believe in u and ur pee
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