How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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