You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Nicole vs. Life
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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