I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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