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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(219): View more from Indiana

so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.

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(503): View more from Oregon

well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool

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(807): View more from Ontario

We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.

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(813): View more from Florida

Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!

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