Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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