If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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