How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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