I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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